Picture AIM actually comes with this Chuck Norris away message built in, but to activate it you have to roundhouse kick your keyboard at at least 80 mph.
Picture CollegeHumor.com - when there's important news about people with funny names, eventually we get around to telling you about it.
Picture "OH COOL! YOU GUYS INSTALLED A WEB-CAM DOWN HERE! THAT'S SUCH GREAT NEWS OH MAN THANKS! Any reason in particular though? Guys?"