What happens to a midget who takes drugs? -- He doesn't get high, he gets medium.
The thought is fleeting, but every time Santa sees one of these pictures he can't help but consider leaving his wife.
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Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
