Classy.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith