P.I.M.P.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis