My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
"Phelps' gang came to protest at a memorial for five girls that died in my town. We came to counter-act their protest, and this is the crazy we were up against." Who is Phelps?
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
