Picture "My buddy and I were at the Indianapolis Formula 1 race and we got the grid girls to give the shocker." The real trick is getting them to take one.
Picture "So I was on my way to class at Susquehanna University, and I noticed two grasshoppers gettin it on right outside of my town house's front walk."THAT IS SO FUCKING OBSCENE.
Picture I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three fucking seconds; to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!
Picture I have to get some of those Hello My Name Is stickers. Girls will do anything for those stickers.
Picture "Read a few days back about wanting some CollegeHumor stuff shaved into hair and since I needed a hair cut my roommate was happy to carve your initials in my head with a shocker logo."