Picture "A freshman girl apparently had to puke but was too embarrassed to yack in the toilet, so she decided to do it outside. On her way out the window she got stuck and passed out.
Picture It's like they say: once you go bleach bottle filled with warm water and tissue duct taped to a pillow, you never go back.
Picture "Never leave the housing staff your key when gone for a long weekend..... the fridge was just the BEGINNING... rooms filled with balloons, naked "balloon lady" in his bed, dixie cup sculptures in front of doors and in appliances... that's how WVWC summer
Picture "Microsoft now provides its buildings with their own brand of soda." It's still being outsold by the younger, hipper iSoda.