Dumbass doesn't even know he's being shamed.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps