Oh it's okay, mine don't smell.
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
