"A sign in South Africa. Trust me, these things will get in your car."
It will totally fit, trust me.
"Trust me dude, I once did this with a cracked chair in college."
Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.
I trust that everyone loses in this situation.
Six months ago: "I'm going to get a white tux. Trust me dude, it's gonna be PIMP."