xmas tree

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis