Picture I left for spring break leaving my door unlocked, and I came back to see my room completely wrapped in newspaper."
Picture "Walked in to the lobby of my dorm at 3:30 and found these two passed out, computers still on their laps. One hell of a Crazy Saturday Night."
Picture One night only! One night only! One night only at the Springfield Speedway this Saturday! To miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail. And if you're in jail, break out!! BE THERE!!!