beerbong and the shocker

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth