Those unbreakable balloons shall surely break your fall.
What's the point of all those balloons if you can't pee in public?
Screw huge balloons, this is how you have a real parade.
Who is going to pay for these balloons? Where did the air come from!?
There's no point in running away now, Mr. Speedy.
"We filled a dormroom with balloons while its occupants were at a concert..."