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1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere