"How to get a 5th into a football game."

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe