procrastination during finals week with 27 crown bottles - Merry Christmas
roommate wouldn't stop bitchin about wanting a christmas tree and she was out of town, i was bored and probably going a little crazy from studying...this is the result - bitch now you have your fucking christmas tree, your welcome!
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.