He didnt get his hand out of the way in time View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Jesse Fitts on December 13, 2006 See More Popular Pictures More By Jesse Fitts View Profile There's puke coming out of his nose. MMM MMM Good He thought he was gonna finish the gallon in 15 minutes Recommended Comments () Picture Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet Picture "My roommate decided to pound too much jungle juice and proceeded to get in a fight with a wall. As a result, his tooth got chipped off. He was so blacked out he didn't even feel it. He also sent his mom this email at 230 in the morning:hey mom,i fell ton Picture "I asked Jesus 'How much do you love me?' 'This much!' he answered. Then he stretched out his arms and died." We get that joke in the text submissions all the time, and I usually consider it offensive. Picture That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there. Picture This was the last time he let his soothsayer mom lay out his clothes for him. Picture "My roomate carl found out the hard way that our laundry room door locks itself from the inside when he came home drunk to get his laundry." Comments ()