Thumbs up for beer pong

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.