black widow bite
I got bit by a black-widow 2 days ago... it swelled up to about the size of a quarter, and about as thick as 4 quarters stacked up on top of each other, it finally burst with poison when I was admitted to the hospital and the doctor was poking at it... t
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.