Have you ever been writing a paper and, out of sheer boredom, you type something silly and vulgar just to see what it would look like? Did you ever forget to take it out?

"You're a wizard, hairy."

"Gretchen, NO!"

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

It's a Christmas miracle!

From Jordan