The N64 got hit with some left-over vagina-cake frosting
I made a vagina-cake for my friend when she lost her viriginity. her boyfriend went to hit the proctor in the face with the cake, but he dodged it and some of it ended up in the N64.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.