Oh Beermas Tree, Oh Beermas tree

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young