Have You Seen My Baseball???
My friend, still wasted from the night before, put on a bike helmet, neck warmer, and a very tight girl's sweater and went around asking everybody he could find if they had seen his baseball while diving through bushes and falling all over the place.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.