My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
What December 26th looks like at Santa's workshop.
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Girl's Boyfriend Requests Fellatio For Birthday
Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.



Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.