Mario must have had star power to survive a fire like that.
Dear Mario, please come to the castle. I have baked a cake for you.
Immediately after writing this letter, this man saw a blue shell and his head exploded.
Just once I'd like to see someone with a Mario Bros. 2 themed tattoo.
$1.99 is a steal! I once had to order a new computer just to get those ghost turds.
"It's a me, Mario" really doesn't make sense. It is a me? What the hell does that mean?