I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
They say that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy... well a fifth of Jack makes Ted puke.
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You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.