Picture Your drunk friend stole the shower head. You have to ask yourself what's more important - showers or beer bongs?
Picture It's like putting a really big puzzle together... except you have to drink a beer for each of the 4800 pieces.
Picture "The Squid: This is the best drinking apparatus I have ever constructed. 5 gallons of beer go in the top and teams of 3 on each hose. Patent Pending."