Life in the 305

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore