Buckle up your Fleshlight?

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip