Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
Puppy Eyes - Buy'em before they go rotten
500,000 puppies blinded by Facebook for your pleasure and makes a perfect gift for the necrophiliac at heart.
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Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
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"Gretchen, NO!"
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
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Cute Girl Internet Browsers
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Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
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