I'm still not sure I get what a man you are, maybe you need a bumper sticker about getting laid.
"What happens when you pass out at a bonfire." I'm hoping he didn't get lit on fire?
When the shit hits the face.
What happens when you warm up on a cold night.
Not so much of a menu item, but a description of what happens when you eat there.
"What happens when you fall asleep and even your dog helps to shame you"