Don't worry dude, the catapult is in a balloon up my ass. They'll never find it.
Have you guys seen my clothes? I think I lost them in here.
And by "English" I mean "Bad English"
"I pissed my what, dear? You're going to have to speak up its very loud in here!"
I don't know guys. Do you think this a good idea, considering my vertigo and all?
Every been so drunk that you wake up and you have no idea how a safety pin got in your ear?