My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Fatty McLoudmouth holds his liquor worse than Nicole Ricci
I laughed at one of his jokes when we first got there . . . now we're best buds for life!
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Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
