My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Love hitting the beer bong but hate the nuisance of always finding somebody else to drink?
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"Gretchen, NO!"
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
