It's fun to beer-bong race

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"