My alcoholic father was so proud to see me graduate.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3