Picture "I wanted to get my buddy a stripper for his 21st birthday, but they were all out so I stepped up to the challenge."
Picture "It was the kid's birthday. He got pretty wasted and went into the late night dining hall and drank a half a bottle of olive oil. Then, he poured the rest on himself. Then, he took random people's drinks and poured them on his head. He ended up falling an
Picture It looks like this guy just photoshopped himself into Coyote Ugly to make himself look cool on his 21st birthday.
Picture "A Citadel 21st Birthday Tradition...covering the birthday boy in liquid shoe polish. Takes up to three days to come off."