It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
A hot girl that can make a sports pun? Marry me.
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
