Maybe this is what K-fed Uses.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith