I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Spanking Daisy Duck
Walt Disney would be rolling in his grave knowing Disney College Program kid's are treating his characters this way. But I mean, look at her face, she's loving it.
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
