232 Keystone Light cans, 40 ft of blue rope light. Made by 5 college kids with spare parts from our garage. PVC pipe and house trim. Colorado swag. Drink to be productive.
By the end of the night, you'll only be able to use "struggle."
Few mortals can even hold a candle to such pure extremeness.
Mmmmmmm, nothing goes together like beer and sand.
Beer pong pong.
Why do girls judge us by our personalities, and not our beer pong tables? I just don't get women.