A stripper pole, though my first thought was smurf.
Young Miss Spears wants to ride my donkey dong as if it was a stripper pole.
Real World Denver girl drunk, dancing on a communal stripper pole.
Me as a stripper pole. Worked like magic.
"Bitches on the newly installed stripper pole in my apartment at JMU"
I think the pole is the real loser in this situation.