Instead of pumping jobs back into the economy, he'll have to settle on regular unleaded.
He should have work a baker's hat and gone as Master's Chef.
He just wasn't so into fetch, until he played it with her femur instead of a stick.
T. Hawk!?! You don't have Ken but you've got a T. Hawk?
The circumcision would have gone a lot faster if he didn't insist on using the toothpick.
I knew I shouldn't have gone triple pepperoni.