A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
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I saw the "Penis" guys and it reminded me of this picture.
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Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
The internet is working as intended.
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
