He's either insane or oblivious.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis