The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
I wish this was a movie, so we could play it in reverse.
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Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
