I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
"Sometimes students offer things to Testudo in exchange for good grades."
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
