Nothing like ringing in the new year with some titties

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.