Picture One night only! One night only! One night only at the Springfield Speedway this Saturday! To miss this, you'd better be dead or in jail. And if you're in jail, break out!! BE THERE!!!
Picture "Relax? I can't relax! Nor can I yield, relent, or... Only two synonyms? Oh my God, I'm losing my perspicacity! AHHH!!!!"
Picture The best movie marketing scheme since Carnival Cruise lines sank one of their boats right before 'Titanic' came out.